Saturday, July 26, 2008

Every time a Hipster says, "Peace out..."

Every time a Hipster says, "Peace out," Samuel L. Jackson collects another royalty check in the exact amount needed to buy another Kangol hat.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Every time a Hipster says, "Cool beans..."

Every time a Hipster says "Cool beans," God kills a kitten.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Monday, July 7, 2008

parents

I have been visiting my parents for nearly 48 hours. I am reaching the breaking point. I am sure the meltdown will come soon. I'm reminding myself to use yoga breathing and to detach from anger.  Om.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

death on 14th st. at 4:05pm

isn't the vibe in trader joe's crazy? old ladies trying to murder each other over a grapefruit. seriously.  we live in a land of plenty---there are no pot-bellied children with flies buzzing around their eyes. and here you are, arguing according to your rote human instincts. this planet will go to pot because of squabbling.