Thursday, June 19, 2008
Never Cats
I've only had two long-term boyfriends. Both had cats. I had to take a Benadryl every time I wanted to get laid, or even just sleep over. Recently, a fellow named Tofu Todd sent me a recipe for vegan cat food. Aren't cats totally carnivorous in the wild? I know eating locally and switching to veganism from meat-eating is supposed to be better for the planet. But is a cat really gonna eat your tofu, Todd? Is that the future? A green future of vegan cats?
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